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MISS CLEO INVITES YOU!
LEARN MORE ABOUT SMiLE!
TRY OUR FREE READING & GET A FREE CD COPY OF THE RARE 1972 SMiLE WITH EVERY READING


Looking for answers about SMiLE? Miss Cleo can guide you, just like she did Brian. He was all confused about how to go about this here 'master plan' until Miss Cleo put him on the straight and narrow. Now, he's in meetings with Capitol to finalize the due date! Whether you desire news of SMiLE, the real track lineup, questions about the 'Elements' or 'Great Shape', Miss Cleo has been helping thousands of SMiLE fans. World famous , you may have seen Miss Cleo on national television and as the warm up act on Brian's new tour. Here's your opportunity to receive a "FREE 3 MINUTE READING* and get your FREE SMiLE CDR of the 1972 SMiLE!!"

Miss Cleo and her psychic associates are available 24 hours a day. Simply use the telephone numbers shown below to learn how to obtain your "FREE READING**", you won't regret it!. A "gifted" psychic awaits you right now!!! A wealth of SMiLE discovery awaits you. All from the privacy of your own home.

So what are you waiting for? Pick up that phone and start dialing your way to a "more informed" future. Numbers are listed below:

U.S.A. RESIDENTS ONLY - NUMBERS DO NOT WORK IN CANADA

  • 1-555-713-4265
  • 1-555-713-4596
  • 1-555-713-4597
  • 1-555-385-9302
Must be 18 years of age or over!
* FREE READINGS LIMITED TO RESIDENTS OF THE U.S.A. ONLY DUE TO INTERNATIONAL LAW. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Customer Service Contact Number: 555-223-5520.



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